So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened.

they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change

Oh, they were.

Jake: You’ve got to be kidding me
Dad: You SAW me walk through the kitchen on my way to pick up your sister!
Jake: No seriously do you have an extra shirt in your car this is ridiculous

Oh my god they’re gonna kill me they didn’t want to even walk into the restaurant together let alone have this many people reblog this photo

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So excited I enrolled in night classes. What could go wrong?






girl on the left is physically repelled from him


take all my money



I must go…my people need me




This toddler just discovered she can, in fact, hug dogs. And she is fucking proud.


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a summary of 2013

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How many innocent cats have been lifted in the air because of The Lion King?

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i spend a lot of time thinking about


who is drilling the holes in the fancy cheeses

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can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reason why they love you

well wouldn’t that be the shortest list in the world

Yeah it would because all they would write is

  • everything

Do you even know how smooth that was

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Yes they really are twins black/white , that is amazing !

Wow 😍

These men are not black AND white twins.

Both of these men are biracial fraternal twins and like ALL multi racial children can have either parent’s genes be dominant or recessive. Both contain a certain amount of both parents genes, you see? One twin isn’t just white the other twin isn’t just black. They are BIRACIAL. It’s common between fraternal twins with a multiracial background.

One is white passing, the other is not. I wish people would stop passing along this false information.

oh my god they’re just saying it’s uncommon for twins to be completely different skin colors shut the fuck up

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Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

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why does “you both like tumblr” not surprise me

i don’t know loki-does-not-vlog perhaps it could be because i’m on tumblr


I now bond you two in holy macaroni 



This is my son, Chester, who is nearly 4. He was invited to his friend Chloe’s birthday party today, the theme was prince and princesses. He asked if he could go as Sleeping Beauty, so I bought him a dress and put a cute little clip in his hair.

We arrived at the party to the following comments from the adults present:
“Oh that is just cruel.”

"Why did you make him wear a dress?"

"Poor little man, what’s your mummy playing at?"

"He’s going to hate you when he grows up."

"No way I’d let my son dress like a girl."

The fact is, Chester is almost completely gender neutral. I let him wear what he wants, be it boys or girls clothes, and he plays with whatever toys he likes. This usually involves him holding tea parties while wearing his pink Minnie Mouse top, jeans and a tiara. The guests are more often than not a mixture of Winnie The Pooh characters, dinosaurs, Barbie, Dora and solders, and they’re usually transported in his favorite fire engine.

When my husband arrived at the party later on, he was subjected to endless ridicule from the other dad’s present about how I must keep his balls in my back pocket because otherwise he would have put his foot down and not allowed Chester out like that. Oh, and by the way, our other son dressed as Ariel. When my husband pointed out that the boys were happy, and the mother of the birthday child made a point of saying how wonderful she thought it was that we allowed them freedom of choice and expression, they then stopped talking about it to our faces and started muttering about us behind our backs.

Interestingly enough, not a single child said a word about their choice of costumes, other than to compliment Chester on his new dress.

not a single child made a negative comment

not a single child made a negative comment

not a single child made a negative comment